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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wutheringdyke: megagrandstudentjellyfish: wutheringdyke: Do you...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:52:44 -0400

wutheringdyke:

megagrandstudentjellyfish:

wutheringdyke:

Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories?

Pls do tell

So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo dude called Raven lived here. Like every emo in Romania knew him because he was somehow the edgiest of them all. He was also a gigantic incel, but still tried to flirt with every goth girl on sight. At some point when he was in his last year of high school, before leaving for college, he tried to hit on an 11 yo girl(gross). It made her rlly uncomfortable. What Raven didn’t know was that this girl’s cousin was the strongest dude in town-2 meters tall, super bulky, literally looked like a mountain. So the girl told her buff cousin what Raven looked like, and one time, while Buff guy was at work, he spotted Raven. Now, funny enough, Buff Guy worked at a children’s playground, and he was dressed up as a clown that day. So he just walked up to Raven, patted him on the shoulder and asked: “Have you ever been beaten up by a clown?” and Raven said, “N-no”. To which Buff Guy replied :“It’s fine. Because you will be.”

there is no possible way to predict the many directions this post took

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:50:15 -0400

rosalarian: letterofone: thegoodfoothousehold: the-militant-catholic: hidrihime: liache: ok...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:48:30 -0400

rosalarian:

letterofone:

thegoodfoothousehold:

the-militant-catholic:

hidrihime:

liache:

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

why it so dangerous to be clean

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

bleach is scary

Last night I was about to mix hydrogen peroxide with vinegar when I remembered seeing this post earlier in the day. Thank you.

embelish: nokiabae: it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:54:32 -0400

embelish:

nokiabae:

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:37:02 -0400

cuirassier: anarcho-kaibaism: cr-familiar-faces: cr-familiar-fa...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:16:04 -0400

cuirassier:

anarcho-kaibaism:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

ndiecity: vampiricyoshi: neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:09:42 -0400

ndiecity:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace: ruthyless: when i was younger i had a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:07:25 -0400

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain? a clown...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:02:25 -0400

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

max garcia here gets it

cerastes: Mother: “What do you even do in the internet that you dedicate so much time to it?” Me:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:55:21 -0400

cerastes:

Mother: “What do you even do in the internet that you dedicate so much time to it?”

Me:

dysfunctionalfocus: mememic-bry: executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:48:53 -0400

dysfunctionalfocus:

mememic-bry:

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

This is absolutely one of the best descriptions of it that I have ever read.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:47:06 -0400

shadowdarespark: solarpunk-aesthetic: This adorable little...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:44:16 -0400

shadowdarespark:

solarpunk-aesthetic:

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

Aww..~

andrusmagnus: Chopper American 19thC

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:43:21 -0400

andrusmagnus:

Chopper
American
19thC

just-shower-thoughts:“Finally” is pronounced ‘final-e’ but “finale” is pronounced ‘fi-nally’.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:31:49 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

“Finally” is pronounced ‘final-e’ but “finale” is pronounced ‘fi-nally’.

just-shower-thoughts: If you’re 18 and get caught with alcohol, you can be charged as an adult for...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:23:03 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

If you’re 18 and get caught with alcohol, you can be charged as an adult for being a minor.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:00:18 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:58:39 -0400

its-witching-hour: I 100% think that if you went inside, you...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:58:02 -0400

its-witching-hour:

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

food-porn-diary: hmmm

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:57:45 -0400

food-porn-diary:

hmmm